5 Ways I Embrace My Audience and other stuff

1. Checking the visitor counter everyday.
2. Checking my dashboard/ email to see if there are any new comments on the blog.
3. Looking at the blogs of my commenters and followers.
4. Recommending the blogs of followers/commenters in my posts and other websites.
5. Asking what people would like me to post about.

Sorry. I have a bit of a writer's (or blogger's!) block. :P


God, theres this insanely annoy commercial for girls clothes. It has these kids with high-pitched voices dancing and singing about clothes. "I love my comfy sweater, I love my comfy sweater!" "How cute, are these boots, how cute, are these boots!" They sing.
And I shout: "F*CKING SHUT UP! GET SOME REAL INTEREST PUT IN SOME BLACK! I DON'T CARE ABOUT EFFIN BOOTS!"
Lol.
Until next time... this hasn't been a 5 year old.

Dear Person, Dear Acquaintance, Dear Friend, Dear BF, Dear BFF, Dear Love, Dear True Love, Dear Life What the Hell.

A Story of 2.
L.O.V.I.N.G. Y. O. U.... Yes you. No, not you. You. <3
Dear Person,
It was nice meeting you. Will I see you tomorrow? We seem to have the same interests.
Sincerely,
M

Dear Person,
I liked meeting you too. Yes, I will be here tomorrow. How about morning time? Yes, we do have the same interests.
Sincerely,
D

Dear Acquaintance,
It was fun to hang out with you again this morning. I hope to continue seeing you. What time? Cool, you like that stuff, too? Yes.
From,
M


Dear Acquaintance,
I agree, that was fun. Yeah, I like that stuff. How about we hang out again at noon? I hope we can be friends. I did -this- once. It was great!
From,
D


Dear Friend,
Oh, cool! You did? So have I. It was nice having lunch with you. I'm going -here- tomorrow, do you want to come? It will be very fun.
From,
M


Dear Friend,
Yeah, I did! I liked the chinese food at lunch, didn't you? Maybe we should have lunch together again. Sure, I'll come. It sounds fun.
From,
D


Dear Best Friend,
Going -here- was exciting. My friends think you're nice. How about lunch tomorrow? Did you like meeting my friends when we went -there-?
From,
M


Dear Best Friend,
Yes, it was exciting! I like your friends. Lunch sounds good. How about -here-? I did like meeting your friends. Do you mind a friend coming with me at lunch? I hope you don't.
From,
D


Dear Best Friend Forever,
It's been so great meeting with you at these times! I enjoyed Lunch and the movies after, and your friend was very nice. I really didn't mind. Do you want to come with me -here-? There is a -place- and a -place- and some of my friends are coming. You can bring friends too, I won't mind.
From,
M


Dear Best Friend Forever,
I agree, it has been nice. That movie was nice, but it was funny that it was called -title-. My friend liked you. It's good you didn't mind. I'll come! I'll bring some of my friends. I hope they'll enjoy it.
From,
D


Dear Love,
We aren't really a love relationship. We haven't confirmed it. We haven't admitted anything. You still seem like just a friend.
From,
M


Dear True Love,
Why won't you talk to me?
From,
M


Dear BFF,
What? I'm Sorry.... I think if we were like that it would ruin us.
From,
D


Dear Life: What the f*cking hell.
Hate. Love. Friends. True. Best. Forever. People. 2. As 1.

Japanese cultures

So,  on Wednesday, while waiting for the bus, I was talking to my mom.
She was talking about how earlier when she dropped my brother off at school, they were talking about Japanese cultures on the radio. Apparently, there is this trend called 'herbivores' in Japan. Herbivores are guys that are really girly, but not quite gay. They also talked about how since theres all these tough japanese woman (carnivores :P) and then really girly guys, herbivores, that there have been a LOT fewer births in Japan. Oh yeah, and these "herbivores" make cute, little stuffed animals and go to Pudding of The Month clubs. XP
We laughed about it. And as we laughed, I thought about my feminine (XD) best friend, Matt, who admits he is very feminine. As though my mom had read my mind, she said:
"Well... you know... Matt is kinda a herbivore..."
We laughed again. I still haven't gotten the chance to joke about it with him. It WILL be joking because Matt just understands things like that. He's a good friend, I must say.

50 more ways to annoy Edward Cullen!!! :D

Okay, sorry I haven't posted in a while. This is the 86th post. Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you all have a great holiday and are not just reading this because you have nothing else to do and you're loenleeey! XD

SO! 50 ways to annoy Edward Cullen. I am obsessed with this topic. I love the books, not the movies don't take this list the wrong way. Oh yeah, this isn't mine, the person who made this is on deviantart:
http://i-luv-edward-cullen.deviantart.com/art/50-ways-to-annoy-Edward-Cullen-91172875

1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning. 2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it. 3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception. 4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD 5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school. 6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him. 7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob 8. Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)   YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO   ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW! And repeat. Over and over and over. ( Link to video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygkvjUw5ZEk) 9. Tell him it was Jacob’s idea. 10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you. 11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question. 12. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food. 13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony. 14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul. 15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert. 16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of couse. (D: THE HORROR, Link to video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygkvjUw5ZEk) Make sure he can’t turn it off or get it replaced. 17. Replace his ringtone with ‘Outta my head’ by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can’t change it. 18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker. 19. Refuse to replace them. 20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween. 21. Get offended when he refuses. 22. Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice. 23. Constantly whisper in his ear “Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!” (HP REFERENCE) 24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.). 25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog. 26. Key his car. ‘Jacob and Edward = LURVE’ 27. Get him on that show ‘intervention’. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin. 28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it. 29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you. 30. Call him a liar when he says no. 31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak. 32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton. 33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike. 34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn. 35. Make him watch the twilight movie. 36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues. 37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob. 38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn’t eat it. 39. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson. 40. Ask him if he’s a virgin. 41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster. 42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Zac Efron. 43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn’t the star of the singing high school people. 44. Tape porn to his walls. 45. Make sure Bella sees it. 46. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero. 47. Refuse to take them down. 48. Tell him Jacob thinks he’s a sex god. 49. Tell him Jane thinks he’s better than a sex god. 50. Start singing ‘Paper cut’ around him. Constantly.

Hope you enjoyed! And off I am to find more ways to annoy Eddy Cullen. :)
Until next time... THIS HAS BEEN THE SUPER LLAMA UNICORN DINOSAUR ELITE TEAM!