THE HORROR OF WHEN THE TWILIGHT MOVIE FIRST CAME OUT!!!!!
Okay, so I like the books but the movies are just kinda stupid...
November 20, 2008.
It was a COLD, and horrible night....
I was sitting in my own living room, watching T.V, when.....
A MOVIE TRAILER CAME ON!!!
"AHHHHHHHH!!!"
I screamed!
IT HAS......
SPARKLY VAMPIRES!!!!!!
HOLY SHIZ!!!!!!
And the name, of this horrible monster was called....
TWILIGHT!!!!!!
"teh nEw heerry pooter," said critics, "dis is wut dis new moovy is caled!"
EVEN WORSE!!!
One question on WikiAnswers:
When did they release the movie based on the novel 'Twilight'?
Answer:
It came out on November 20, 2008. Originally it was scheduled to be released on December 12 2008, but when Harry Potter delayed their release of the Half Blood Prince, Twilight moved up and took their release date.
That means that they stole Harry Potter's New movie's release!!! >o<
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T STEAL CHRISTMAS!!!
Now, back the the story....
Being the little..... young person I was, and at that time not as awesome as I am now, and wanting not to be already un-popular at my first year of a NEW school, I said, "Mom, can I see it?"
She never took me to the actual theatre to see it... I had to watch it in the horror of my OWN HOME!!! On ONDEMAND!!!
That night, I had horrible dreams of sparkly vampires!!!! XD
And then, being the new girl/twi-tard at my school, that I was, I.....
READ THE BOOKS!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
AND THEY GAVE ME MOAR NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!
THEN, next year, ON THE SAME DATE THAT THEY RELEASE TWILIGHT, they released....
NEW MOON!!!!!!
And I saw it, just to make fun of it. The end!!! ^^
By the way, turns out a CAN'T do the talent show, so weeks of trying to decide which song to sing HASN'T paid off... >.<
And I can't rick roll the whole school with Matt, either! GRRR!!!! DAMN PEOPLE!
