20 reasons that vampires that sparkle are in the closet

 

1. They're vampires.

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3. They sparkle.

4. They sparkle.

5. They sparkle.

6. They sparkle.

7. They sparkle.

8. They sparkle.

9. They sparkle.

10. They sparkle.

11. They sparkle.

12. They sparkle.

13. They sparkle.

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19. They sparkle.

20. THEY FRUCKING SPARKLE!